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March 31, 2006
Forever or 4 Life
Sometimes I find it hard to believe how quickly we can lose a "BFF 4 Life."
It looks to me like was out of the club by the end of the day.
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March 26, 2006
Candles
Did you know Ikea sold candles?
They're a little crooked, though.
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Crandy and Noah
Noah, my neighbor, came over to record a story.
He got a little musical help from Crandy.
Then they fought, poking each other in the eyes.
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March 20, 2006
Late Updates
I've been busy for a while so I haven't been updating with Ken, the scam banker's emails.
Mea culpa.
Here they are:
>From: ken franklin
>To: "calculatoronfire @hotmail.com"
>Subject: RE: Western Union MTCN - VERY URGENT ACTION NEEDED!!!
>Date: Tue, 28 Feb 2006 22:49:22 +0000 (GMT)
>
>Merideth Zdenka,
>
> This was very thoughtful of you, but this is certainly going to take some time as you well know. Overseas mail could take 4-5 days and that means we are looking at the coming week to conclude the relevant processes.
>
> Now this is what you must do as a matter of urgency so we could wrap this up on or before thursday 2nd March 2006, go to western union and send out the needed fee of $1,850 to me as directed. If that particular western union office at the mart is proving a problem then look for another agent around (there are several western union outlets out there) and direct them to send the money. Ensure that the order is certified ok by the agent before leaving and then send the MTCN and if possible attach the receipt like you have done with the cashier's check to me.
>
> I will have the fee picked up tomorrow and then notify my superiors so the necessary can be completed forthwith and your fund entitlement sent to you so we can bring this to an immediate closure.
>
> When the cashier's check gets here next week, I would have it mailed back to you. I undersatnd that you were merely trying to save us both the trouble but we truly need to finish with your payment this week as we have received instructions from relevant authorities to either effect your fund payments this week or return the funds to the coffers.
>
> Realise that valuable time has indeed been lost and that I am doing all in my powers to assist you receive your fund entitlement.
>
> Again, transfer is to be completed this week, so act as advised immediately today.
>
> Yours sincerely,
>Ken Franklin
Then:
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>From: ken franklin
And:
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>From: ken franklin
Before finally sending this one.
Looks like Meat got the money!
Seems a little strange, however, since she never gave any account information to the banker and the check she "mailed" would have gone to an address that didn't exist. But hey, let's celebrate! We're rich!
>From: ken franklin
>To: "calculatoronfire @hotmail.com"
>Subject: Congratulations - Please confirm receipt of your funds
>Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 10:23:06 +0000 (GMT)
>
>Merideth Zdenka,
>
>Be informed that your fund entitlement totalling US$29.6 million have being deposited in your favour at NatWest bank in the Uk. You are to immediately contact the account officer under for necessary confirmation and release of your funds to you.
>
>Natwest Bank Plc
>Tel: 00-44-121-618-7002
>Fax: 00-44-870-134-1115
>E-mail: admin@natwestcs.com
>Contact Person: Richard Green
>Direct Line: 00-44-783-597-3693
>e-mail: green@natwestcs.com
>
>Your account details shall be availed to you on your request and do let me know the minute you make contact with them and also the response you receive as we have to send them a confirmation that you are the rightful recepient.
>
> Attach any form of ID in your mail for speedy processing.
>
>Yours sincerely,
>Ken Franklin
Meat is Rich!
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