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January 31, 2006
My Response to Dr Oil
Here's my response to Dr Oil asking him about the validity of his "banker's" email to me. I mean, Merideth. I mean, Meat.
- Dr Sule,
I thought you had given up on me after I got scared by the lawyer's message. Then I got a message from a banker saying he was going to transfer money to my account.
I kept quiet about the whole deal. I never said anything to anyone, so our deal is secret. When you didn't write back I thought our deal was off. I thought maybe things were too sensitive to send any more messages. Maybe I've just been watching too much Hawaii 5-0. It really is a good show, it just sort of makes me suspicious of everything.
I want to make sure the messae originated from you. If not I will ignore it. It may be a trick from the government laywers that sent me a message earlier. You did get my message about that, right?
I don't want you to think I've been avoiding you. Far from it. I've been hoping that you'd write back to me. I even glued a little glow-in-the-dark crucifix to the front of my monitor. I say a prayer to it every time I check my email. I pray to find a message from you in my e-mail box so that my money worries will come to an end.
Just to verify... Your banker is Ken Franklin in London, correct?
I need to know so I can send a fee western union to one of his branch offices.
Merideth.
PS Did I tell you my friends call me "Meat?" It's a long story, but I'll tell you why if I haven't already.
Posted by calculatoronfire at January 31, 2006 12:53 PM
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