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December 26, 2005
2nd from the good Doc
I was worried Dr Goobly, or whatever, was never going to write back to me. I figured I might have scared him off with the mention of a "Bank." But as usual, the Nigerian Email Scammer ignores everything to write back again.
This time he even attached a copy of "his passport" when he sent me this message.
Hello Merideth,
Hmm, what do I say now. This is somewhat a tale of fate or would I say chance meeting (but what a fortunate meet for you if I may say). On seeing your mail days ago and realizing that my mail has not been received by its intended recipient, I frantically tried to re-send to the correct e-mail address but the mail keeps bouncing back to me undelivered with a note that email is no longer in use.
My colleagues and I have now resolved now and have come to a conclusion of moving this project ahead with you as our foreign partner. I hope you know what this means and can brace up to the financial status this will bring to you. I have read your reply mail carefully and yes a lot of the contents of my mail would be confusing to you because you obviously may not be conversant with the terms contained. However, if you are truly prepared and indeed capable of handling this from your end, then you need not bother yourself too much about the intricacies involved as I shall be guiding you all the way through.
Now there are two very important things you must know at this point and must adhere to for the success of our transaction. First is that no other individual (not even your son or any other relative or friend) must be told about this, at least not for now. You must realise that we are still in active civil service here and cannot afford to compromise our own security and that of this project. When the time is right, which is such a time that we might have safely processed everything and funds are safely secured with you, then you can inform your son.
Second is that there are obviously some financial implications/commitments on this deal from both sides (locally here in my country and also from your side in the United States). I am saying this now in order to avert a sorry situation whereby the payment/transfer of the funds to you would be stalled for one reason or the other from your side. Fortunately for you, any financial commitment from your end would be very minimal (probably not up to $5,000) compared to our side where we are expected to expend far above $60,000 to $70,000 to secure the relevant documents and offset taxes to get approvals of the payment in your name and favour. After that, you shall be handling from your end and expected to settle what needs to, which is something within the region I have told you or maybe less.
If you understand all I have said and are certain you can do this, then write back to me with you address and telephone numbers. This deal is already 90% completed and a win win situation for all parties involved. Can you cope with the enormous wealth and fortune to come your way?
I am attaching scanned copies of my international passport as well as my id card so you get to know me much better. Kindly reciprocate by sending yours also so we too would know you better and be rest assured.
Awaiting your timely respense as time is off the essence.
Bless you.
Dr. Gidado
Posted by calculatoronfire at December 26, 2005 09:39 PM
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I think you should email him a photo of a handwritten Christmas card envelope addressed to Merideth and a copy of her famous sugar cookie recipe. What more proof could he require?
Posted by: mike at December 27, 2005 09:46 AM
ROFL!!! you may be doing a public service by keeping this weirdo busy and away from actual dumb people...
Bless You.
Dr. Lorider
Posted by: the lorider at December 28, 2005 09:17 AM