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November 03, 2005
Things I Learned this Weekend
No. You cannot do more shots of vodka than the 300 pound guy whose dad owns a bar.
Go with your instincts. If it smells like vomit, it is.
It only seems like you can get a PhD in "being obnoxious."
Going to bed with two girls at the same time isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Going up stairs in flippers is harder than it seems.
The sober guy at the party is wierd. That's why he's the "sober guy at the party."
Never trust the sober guy at the party with a camera.
A party's hosts won't mind if you sleep in their bed. They asked you to "make yourself at home" and they know all the comfortable spots on the floor anyway.
Dad was wrong. Drinking pickle juice does not get rid of a hangover this time either.
Haunted houses are not scary unless you're 12 or under.
A cooler is one way to keep your 40 cold, but putting your malt liquor inside of one makes it harder to drink.
People do not trick or treat in the ghetto. They drive to the suburbs.
When the eight year old girl down the street does get dressed up and trick or treats people treat with packs of cigarettes.
"Unlock the candy" means "I want your candy. Now."
Posted by calculatoronfire at November 3, 2005 07:17 AM
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not all it's cracked up to be, huh? yeah, maybe since you passed out before the action began ;)
Posted by: emma at November 3, 2005 04:22 PM
ouch. burn.
Posted by: mike at November 3, 2005 04:39 PM
awesome. :)
also, RE: earlier post:
loved the picture of "Tiarra". Now i know what a too-lazy-to-get-welfare girl looks like. :P
Posted by: d2ana at November 3, 2005 07:26 PM
Oh no you din't girlfriend!
I wasn't the one that woke up with only half my clothes off.
Posted by: brian at November 3, 2005 08:52 PM
I posted a picture of her sister, Nini, too.
I showed the picture to my mom and told her that Nini was holding our love child.
I find it disturbing that she believed me.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/74566901@N00/59538025/
Posted by: brian at November 3, 2005 09:06 PM
don't you nuh-uh my uh-huh!
Posted by: emma at November 4, 2005 09:35 AM