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August 03, 2005
Demanding Gifts
I personally think it's rude for someone to ask for a gift, much less demand one be sent at a certain time. But hey, maybe that is the custom in Nigeria:
>From: "knule ayoade"
>To: calculatoronfire@hotmail.com
>Subject: SHIPPING NEEDED BEFORE FRIDAY FOR THE PHONE AND GIFT.THANKS
>Date: Wed, 03 Aug 2005 20:17:07 +0000
>
>Hello Harry,
> I would like to inform you that immediately i called my wife
>at home that you sent me your booby pics she started shouting on the
>phone and she was very happy to hea that,after that i spoke to my
>first born and he said that you must send him is own gift,he started
>crying seriously and i told him that i will send you mail and
>explain everything to you,i believed that you will send along my
>first born gift with the new baby boy and for your information the
>name of the first child is isaac and i believed you have read the
>first mail the name of the baby is there which is micheal and i
>would like to explained some goods news for you.
> The ceremony of the new baby boy will be held on teusday next
>week but the first name am going to name the child micheal and the
>second name will be daniel and the last name that me and my wife
>concluded to named the child is Harry because you had been so nice
>to me alot and i believed i must do that because you promised that
>you will send him a gift greeting him welcome to the world.
> I still want to remind you once again that those goods include
>(phones+gift) must be shipped via ups express so that i can get them
>in time and please tell me the actual time that the first order will
>be in nigeria?, and remeber that i told you that i wish to come
>overthere in order to share some fun with you Harry and your family
>so please get me invitation latter in time,please and please.
> I would like you to ship those goods away before friday and i
>believed you will do that for me because you had not disappointed me
>before i hope you won't start that now,i trust you my pal and God
>will continuing providing your needs for you in time (AMEN).Please
>ship them before friday and my wife asked me to tell you that you
>should please that i wish to see those gift before teusday and you
>should make a suprise packages for the baby and is elder brother and
>may God BLESS YOU AS YOU FULFIL YOUR PROMISE (AMEN).
> PLEASE SHIP THOSE GOODS BEFORE FRIDAY.THANKS
>
>
>REGARDS
>PAL
Posted by calculatoronfire at August 3, 2005 07:45 PM
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Comments
When did you decide to send him booby pics? I must have missed that reply.
Posted by: mike at August 3, 2005 09:35 PM
The booby pics are simply wishful thinking on his part.
But maybe I could send a picture of my boobs to him as a present for the kids.
Posted by: brian at August 3, 2005 11:06 PM
or you could send a picture of coobs...
Posted by: emma at August 4, 2005 01:55 PM
I'd send him coob pictures but wouldn't that be exploiting Cat?
She does have a nice set of coobs on her, though.
Posted by: brian at August 5, 2005 05:32 PM