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July 20, 2005
He Really is Coming!
Does this Nigerian Email Scammer's English get worse with every email or is he just trying to keep me on my toes?
Surprise me after I send him 84 used toasters. I'm sure he will.
>From: "knule ayoade"
>To: calculatoronfire @ hotmail.com
>Subject: TRACKING NUMBER NEEDED ON FRIDAY PLEASE.Okay
>Date: Wed, 20 Jul 2005 14:16:45 +0000
>
>
>Hello Harry,
> I knew that you will be very happy concerning about what i
>said but am assuring you that i will be there very soon so get
>prepare.And send my greeting to your wife and her friends,but one
>thing was still wondering me about how am ganna do things overthere.
> Since i told you that you should ship those goods include
>toaster plus phone immediately it get to you, and i want those item
>to be ship before friday so that i can Awards those workers in time
>and for me to get my self ready of coming down to that state ,if you
>can ship those item before friday,i dont know what am going to do
>for you but i promise that i will surprise you as soon as i get
>there, and i will be responsible for any expenses overthere i
>promise and you know that promise is a debt.
> Please ship those goods before friday so that i can create a
>chance for me to be there in time please i beg of you.I trust you
>that you will not disappoint me in that because you have been so
>nice to me and immediately those goods are dispatch from your store
>i want you to send me down the tracking number with scan of the
>invoice and i can do all things to send you my credit card details
>for payment and if there is any other expenses you can calculate it
>and am ready to send you the total amount that you demand from me
>since i trust you that you can cheat me and i believe that you know
>that God exist,i trust you anyway,dont send the invoice along those
>goods you can keep it for me when i come down to that place i will
>take it along on my way back home .And i hope you understood what i
>mean by saying you should wrapp those goods like a gift.Thanks for
>mailing me and i will be expecting your tracking on friday evening.I
>look forwrds in knowing my tracking number as you do that GOD BLESS
>YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.
>
>Regards
> cliffon
Posted by calculatoronfire at July 20, 2005 06:11 PM
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