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June 25, 2005
Crazy Drivers Out Tonight
Last coming home from the Tavern with Emma we rounded the corner. Well, she rounded the corner. I wasn't driving. I was in no shape to drive. I had a few shots and a couple beers before going over to Emma and Rachel's house where I scavenged through their kitchen and found nothing but tequila. I drank it, of course, and before the nasty taste left my mouth we were already on the road to the Tavern. There I had a couple pitchers of PBR -- cuz at 4.50 a pitcher it's a bad economic decision not to -- before coming home.
It's a good thing too. It seems the crazies were out last night.
When we rounded the corner by my house the corner lesbian bar had a huge hole in it.
We parked and walked down to the bar where 3 or 4 guys were picking up piles of bricks and broken glass. "That door over there is open" they said to us. So we walked in.
I asked the bar owner/bartender, "What happened? Did you decide to get a drive-thru?"
"Ha ha. Sort of."
"What happened?"
"Some guy said he was trying to avoid an accident. But he stepped on the accelerator and drove through the wall."
"It was a Durango. Everyone was saying it was a Durango." Someone felt it important to add.
"Yeah. Could have been. It was a real big SUV."
"Wow. Can we get two Bohs?" I asked.
Emma had a more girlish question. "Was anyone hurt?"
"Three people. Not bad though."
"When the car came through the wall it hit the video poker machines and knocked down one of the older ladies. She's hurt the worst. A broken ankle maybe."
As we left we both wondered aloud. "Do you think it was the Drunk Bankrupt Millionaire Hitman Prostitute's friend?"
"Probably. She always playing that thing."
Whether or not she was hurt you can see the damage at the corner of Lombard and Kresson.
Posted by calculatoronfire at June 25, 2005 05:29 PM
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Wow. I had people play a cheesy-ass video game for my thesis.
Ok, I guess.
Posted by: brian at June 27, 2005 06:46 PM
Wow, Adam is a grad student and can't even proof the crap he posts.
Adam, when Ben was finished with third grade, he would have been able to attend fourth grade had he not died.
Posted by: nick at June 28, 2005 09:10 PM