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May 11, 2005
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Driving home from a friend's house Monday night a tranvestite hooker called to me through my open window. "This is hard" she said in her obviously male voice. "It's real hard" she said grabbing her crotch. I pretended not to notice, but in looking away I accidently made eye contact with the 5'6" pimp in the 6'+ "woman's" shadow. Luckily it was a short red light.
Last night my neighbor asked me to drive me to her best friend's house. Her best friend had relapsed into drug addiction after seven years of being clean. The friend was being evicted at 7pm and my neighbor wanted me to drive her there in my truck so she could get to her friend's furniture before other people stole it.
"Oh, you just need me to help you pick it up so you can store it for her?"
"No. She just got a new bedroom set with her income tax return last year, and I want it. I ain't about to let some stranger get it."
"You're going to steal it from your friend?"
"Well, if I don't someone else is."
There's always something to do in Baltimore.
Posted by calculatoronfire at May 11, 2005 02:33 PM
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how does a 5'6" pimp take money from a 6' "woman"? can't the woman just beat down the pimp? I was told drug addiction is how pimps keep their hoes in line, but since I don't often engage the hoes I know in conversation, I've never found out.
next time you're around a hoe, can you ask for me? Or, if you know, just tell me the answer.
Posted by: argyle at May 17, 2005 09:11 PM
Iám seeing hookers everzwhere out here.
Hoes lining the streets, at büs stöps all throught the countrz roads. verz attractive zoung ladies in tight white leather mini skirts. red heads in mink stoles. And itás Maz alreadz.
The big assed hoe needed too look like a helpless pimp. itás all about image. The littlé pimp helps there.
Posted by: brian at May 22, 2005 07:01 AM
Is the bedroom set for sale? because if the price is right I certainly would be interested.
Posted by: at June 8, 2005 07:46 PM
The bedroom set is not for sale, but I've got a boat for sale...
Posted by: brian at June 9, 2005 06:47 PM