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March 10, 2005
Catwoman vs the Birdman
If my sister-in-law (my brother's wife, I'm not married) were a superhero she'd be called Catwoman. That's what I'd call her, anyway, because she's a "cat enthusiast."
She's actually well on her way to becoming a superhero; she already has an arch-nemesis. Her nemesis, whom I call the Birdman, doesn't have any "super" villian powers, but he loves birds and wants to shoot cats.
See the conflict?
Plus, she and her cohorts already have a super sounding website, dontshootthecat.com.
Posted by calculatoronfire at March 10, 2005 10:45 AM