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December 17, 2004

Letters I've Found Lately

I walk my dogs every morning. They love it. Sometimes i like doing it, sometimes I don't - like when it's super cold or raining. Still I do it because I love them, and because I see lots of interesting stuff on my walks.
Often I see junkies rocking themselves back and forth waiting for someone to come by and sell them some heroin. Sometimes I see them searching through garbage cans for food. Occassionally I see them shooting up or sucking cock for money (well, maybe it's money, maybe they're paid directly with smack.) Today there was only one guy squatting next to a house. I thought he was taking a dump, but his pants were on...so I couldn't tell.
As I passed him I looked back to see what he was doing and I found this note on the ground:

That note reminded me that last weekend I found a note in the vestibule in Best Buy (Die Best Buy, Die! Especially Bernard my nemisis). It was folded up like a paper football. On one side it said "ANDREW!
Happy Day!"
On the other side it read
"WRITE
BACK!

please"

I opened it up. As I unfolded it, I read this: "I LOVE YOU!," "Hott Lips! lol!" right underneath a drawing of a pair of lips and finally "WRITE BACK!!!."
Then I got to the real "note" part of the note reproduced here in all its glory.