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November 23, 2004
Abstinence
Yesterday I (e)told a friend of mine that I was celebrating a dubious anniversary. She told me it sounded like I was down, then went on to explain that just the night before she had watched "Spellbound" a movie about a spelling bee, and that one of the kids "could be [my] son."
Great.
She says she thinks I sound down and continues to say that some dorky kid in a movie reminded her of me. Is that supposed to make me feel good?
Hey, Brian. You sound down. Have I told you I think you're a big dork?
Truth is I wasn't down. Why would I be? Abstinence is a virtue, right?
Posted by calculatoronfire at November 23, 2004 10:21 AM